Beer Goggles Would Be Sold at Wal-Mart

Beer Goggles: slang term for the notion that, through the consumption of alcohol, an unattractive person becomes beautiful

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 While this phenomenon typically occurs at a bar, there are a few other places where most of us wish we had them. For example:

3) The Beach – You find a nice spot in front of the waves, you set your cooler down, stretch out your towel, pop open a cold brew and you spot a handsome Richard Gere look-alike with a dazzling tan dashing out of the water. That’s Beer Goggles. In reality, it’s Hulk Hogan.

2) The Fitting Room – The dreaded 360 degree mirror and the horrible lighting in most fitting rooms suddenly stomps on a previous fantasy we had of how good we would look in skinny jeans, or a crop top, or a fitted tee or stripes. Suddenly, we look like Adam Sandler in “Jack and Jill.”

1) Wal-Mart –  See “Walmartians” below

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3 thoughts on “Beer Goggles Would Be Sold at Wal-Mart

  1. Would it be OK if I replaced Richard Gere with Bar Rafeali? Even so, would she still turn out to be Hulk Hogan? (because that would be a bit disconcerting – and accelerate the need for those beach brews).

    Cheers!

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